Sometimes when I think I’m alone

I say “I know you’re listening” If I’m wrong nobody knows, if I’m right I freak the hell out of someone.

I think steam is flirting with me…

People change…

Who doesn’t like whales?

The sun is going down…

As awesome as you think you are when you’re doing drugs this is what you look like.

I once broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn’t do this.

Well that’s what I heard anyway…

Gonna make this for @jamesnixonsteel on his birthday.

This is how I get all the ladies.